The Great Daddy Project

Trying to be a great daddy...one success or failure at a time

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mammalingo:

Have you seen this yet? It’s pretty popular. It’s a Fisher-Price plastic case that turns your iPhone into a baby toy.
As the New York Times says, “The hard plastic case is designed to appeal to a teething baby especially eager to bite your iPhone or iPod Touch. After you start your app of choice, you lock your device inside the case. The screen and home button are now protected behind a drool-proof clear plastic shield.”
Yeah. Why give your six month old a cheap teether when you can hand them your expensive iPhone? 
And, why ask a restaurant for a booster seat if you have a laptop or iPad handy? Let your toddler just sit on your computer.
Why use a coloring book if you have a flat screen television? Wrap your TV in big sheets of paper and lean it against the wall. 
Looking for stickers for your kiddo? Have an alarm system installed! The company will give you some FREE stickers with the installation. 

mammalingo:

Have you seen this yet? It’s pretty popular. It’s a Fisher-Price plastic case that turns your iPhone into a baby toy.

As the New York Times says, “The hard plastic case is designed to appeal to a teething baby especially eager to bite your iPhone or iPod Touch. After you start your app of choice, you lock your device inside the case. The screen and home button are now protected behind a drool-proof clear plastic shield.”

Yeah. Why give your six month old a cheap teether when you can hand them your expensive iPhone?

And, why ask a restaurant for a booster seat if you have a laptop or iPad handy? Let your toddler just sit on your computer.

Why use a coloring book if you have a flat screen television? Wrap your TV in big sheets of paper and lean it against the wall. 

Looking for stickers for your kiddo? Have an alarm system installed! The company will give you some FREE stickers with the installation. 

  1. 1life2getitright reblogged this from mammalingo and added:
    absolutely unbelievable & I couldn’t...said it better myself. Not
  2. latenightrocking reblogged this from mammalingo and added:
    best invention ever. And...drool off my phone. Ever since
  3. polishgypsy87 said: I’m so happy you posted about this. I always cringe when parents allow their children to play with their expensive technology ESPECIALLY because their little one always assumes mine is free game as well and…I’m sorry but that just can’t happen.
  4. narsjoy reblogged this from mammalingo and added:
    I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! =)
  5. sometimesihavethoughts said: hahahahahaha seriously!!
  6. timetoletup reblogged this from mammalingo
  7. taliafrench said: You have just nailed my thoughts on the head! It irks me to no end when I hear people bragging about how they get to eat their dinners out because the kids are playing Angry Birds. What happened to coloring and talking to your kids?!
  8. naturalwizardry reblogged this from thegreatdaddyproject
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  10. grumpy-dad said: We have this, it’s a god send on car journeys. At home it’s just a teether with nothing in it, but it has a mirror on the back which keeps her entertained enough.
  11. yogiimama said: I’ve heard about this.how silly
  12. joviesophia said: I also have this for my little girl, but not for teething. I let her use it for car trips or if we’re somewhere that she doesn’t have access to something more tangible. Otherwise, we hide it away!
  13. thegreatdaddyproject reblogged this from mammalingo
  14. iusedtoknowwhattosay said: easiest way to get me some stickers
  15. nosmokewithoutpryor said: ha, omg. RIDICULOUS.
  16. sammybizz said: I have this for my 3 year old! Its Awsome and there are so many apps for little kids preschool aged. I give it 5 stars
  17. thesahmmy said: fucking laughing out loud…..
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